Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.

Is he fast?
Listen hon,
Blink an eye and he’s done.
Can he last all day long?
Bud Select keeps him strong.
Hey doll,
Here comes the Slicerman!

At the peak of a lunch
When there’s fifty in line,
Like a big knockout punch
He arrives just in time!

Slicerman, Slicerman
Crazy old Hobo Slicerman.
Health and Pain
He’s ignored.
Slicing is his reward.

To him, life is a Slice of Heaven
Or it’s a King Eleven.
Crazy old Slicerman!